Poster Text Reads: "I'm not sure that dildo is going to fit in my ass Darlene, I'll just spit on it first."Wow this would make a great break up present if your soon to be ex is named Darlene. Spit is a readily available, budget friendly lubricant that comes in such great flovors like..dinner, lunch and whatever the fuck you just ate. What a grand notion! Dykes will probably dig this one though I'd wager that they have to be far from the "in the closet" stage. I mean this poster is like a flaming sign that screams I EAT TANG... ALL DAY... AND I LICK MY GAY GIRLFRIEND'S GAY FINGERS WHEN THEY COME OUT OF ME AND THEN I KISS HER WITH MY TASTE IN MY MOUTH, ON MY PARENT'S BED.

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